Category: Toilet Humor

  • The Stain

    The Stain

    Phil’s boss, whose name was actually Boss (ridiculous), thought it was a chocolate stain, and he thought the smell was because Phil had farted outside of the office, had failed to waft it out of his pants, so had inadvertently brought the fart into the office. However, it was actually a shit stain and the…

  • The Smoker

    The Smoker

    Exhaling a cloud of smoke, he looked for his answer. “Clitoris” was what he got. Why couldn’t he just be given the answers to his questions instead of some ridiculous, indirect puzzle piece? This answer was actually relatively direct, requiring no more than three logical steps to determine the true answer, but sometimes he would…